Would you like fries with your arrest?

So it seems Mayor Mumble McCheese is thinking about taking KFC up on their offer to fix potholes. Whhhhyyyy?

Where did that 1.5 billion from selling our parking meters to LAZ's Parking or is that LAZY go? What about the billions of dollars from the selling of the tollway? What about tourism and the stimulus we are getting . Where in the hell is the 15.5 Billion dollars for these "Downtown" project coming from and why don't we use part of that to fix the holes. At least let it be Portillo's or Vienna, Mr. Beef or something Chicago.

Why do we need the help a Colonel Sanders and his mutant multi-legged chicken brigade to fill our potholes.. Our Potholes..

With all this going on its a shame that KFC may be filling our potholes and placing there own logo on them. I would be outraged by this .Hell most of Chicago should be outraged by this.

Most Chicagoan should be outrage about the 15.5 billion building projects for just the downtown area. What happened to the "We are a not just a city . We are family a community." Shouldn't this money be going to help rebuild certain areas of this city or are you trying to use that particular plan as Leverage for the Olympics.

You know the whole,"If we get the Olympics we can rebuild this community."Quick question, why are you Mayor Mumbles and your gallery of buffons waiting till now to fix up certain area of city. Shouldn't you have been doing this before the Olympics?
Anyway shouldn't that money be used to help stabilize our police,fire and medical departments. Shouldn't we be focusing ways of training our "family " members so that they can help lead us in the Next Century or will we turn into another Dertoit.

Well a Detroit that smells like KFC.

What's Next Mc Donalds taking over the police department. All the squads cars will be red ,white and yellow with Ronald's happy face on it; and the sirens lights shaped like the famous Arches. The car would probably also smell faintly of french fries

Instead of handcuffs the police will use bendy straws. I can just see a police station with a drive through window, where you can make a complaint and get happy meal toy in the process.

Now some people will say Mayor Mumbles Mc Cheese or Triple MMM has been good to the city.
"He's brought bike paths."
"He's made the city green"
"He brought the bean."
"umm He brought bike paths."
Yes all downtown or in his "favorite"area. The last time I checked Chicago was more then just a few blocks and a bar.