Wednesday, June 17, 2009

WTF???

Ok I'm a little peeved. I just read about some kid who just won 50,000 in some damn texting contest..WTF? We have brilliant kids who can't go to college because their families are struggling and some dumb company holds and rewards someone for texting? Texting.. not spelling or anything meaningful. Damn if that doesn't prove this society is screwed I don't know what does

Monday, June 15, 2009

Thought for the day

Point to News producers..When you interview someone who works for an insurance company or medical institution and its their job to make money for these companies. You can expect them to not be for National Health Care. Its like the republicans who accepted large contributions from the Tobacco industry not voting for the tobacco regulation bill..
What? Are they going to do be for Tobacco regulation and National Health Care? Duhhhhhh.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Would you like fries with your arrest?

So it seems Mayor Mumble McCheese is thinking about taking KFC up on their offer to fix potholes. Whhhhyyyy?

Where did that 1.5 billion from selling our parking meters to LAZ's Parking or is that LAZY go? What about the billions of dollars from the selling of the tollway? What about tourism and the stimulus we are getting . Where in the hell is the 15.5 Billion dollars for these "Downtown" project coming from and why don't we use part of that to fix the holes. At least let it be Portillo's or Vienna, Mr. Beef or something Chicago.

Why do we need the help a Colonel Sanders and his mutant multi-legged chicken brigade to fill our potholes.. Our Potholes..

With all this going on its a shame that KFC may be filling our potholes and placing there own logo on them. I would be outraged by this .Hell most of Chicago should be outraged by this.

Most Chicagoan should be outrage about the 15.5 billion building projects for just the downtown area. What happened to the "We are a not just a city . We are family a community." Shouldn't this money be going to help rebuild certain areas of this city or are you trying to use that particular plan as Leverage for the Olympics.

You know the whole,"If we get the Olympics we can rebuild this community."Quick question, why are you Mayor Mumbles and your gallery of buffons waiting till now to fix up certain area of city. Shouldn't you have been doing this before the Olympics?
Anyway shouldn't that money be used to help stabilize our police,fire and medical departments. Shouldn't we be focusing ways of training our "family " members so that they can help lead us in the Next Century or will we turn into another Dertoit.

Well a Detroit that smells like KFC.

What's Next Mc Donalds taking over the police department. All the squads cars will be red ,white and yellow with Ronald's happy face on it; and the sirens lights shaped like the famous Arches. The car would probably also smell faintly of french fries

Instead of handcuffs the police will use bendy straws. I can just see a police station with a drive through window, where you can make a complaint and get happy meal toy in the process.

Now some people will say Mayor Mumbles Mc Cheese or Triple MMM has been good to the city.
"He's brought bike paths."
"He's made the city green"
"He brought the bean."
"umm He brought bike paths."
Yes all downtown or in his "favorite"area. The last time I checked Chicago was more then just a few blocks and a bar.

Friday, March 27, 2009

KFC New Illinois Potpie pothole filler.

I recently read in the paper , yes some people still read the newspaper, anyway I read in the paper that KFC(yes that KFC) is helping the state of Kentucky fill in their potholes. I have to agree it is a good idea, its a good use of all the leftover chicken, biscuits and transfat that have disappeared from their menu. I mean have you tried to eat a day old KFC Biscuit, you could bomb a small city with them. Using them as potpie pothole fillers is not bad.. My problem is that I also read that the Illinois dept. of Transportation might take KFC up on their offer to help us with our pothole problem.

WHAT?!?!!!WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!?

We just guaranteed 250 million dollars for the Olympics and we can't fill our own damn potholes. Chicago guaranteed 500 million and we can't fix our own potholes. We can't take care of the crime or the messed up educational system but we can make deals with KF freakin C to help us fill in our potholes.

What in the hell is wrong people? It should be an embarrassment to the Illinois people that our government is even considering that.

So in the future when you drive through Butte or Parkridge or Chicago and you smell chicken don't be surprised you may have hit a pothole